Life gets you down. Will you get up?
Practice

*Text from stranger*

her: hey

me: hey?

her: im sorry to tell you this but…. I’m pregnant and I’ve left home so I can be with Brian.

me: I’m sorry to hear that but who the fuck are you?

her: Oh sorry. I’m just practicing when I tell my parents for real. 

me: Oh… good luck with that. 

her: Thanks

me: NAME THE BABY AFTER ME :)

Luna Lovegood had drifted over from the Ravenclaw table. Many people were staring at her and a few were openly laughing and pointing; she had managed to procure a hat shaped like a life-size lion’s head, which was perched precariously on her head. ‘I’m supporting Gryffindor,’ said Luna, pointing unnecessarily at her hat.

chamberofcreepers:

omg I died

Lord help the stupid. haha

chamberofcreepers:

omg I died

Lord help the stupid. haha

diehard-hungergames-fan:

This is awsum :P

For the die-hards only :)

diehard-hungergames-fan:

This is awsum :P

For the die-hards only :)

I GOT A HUNGER GAMES POSTER!
are you retarded or something??
“via mobile” WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

are you retarded or something??

“via mobile” WHAT IS THIS SHIT?!

After sleeping 3 hours and not even done with homework… it seemed pretty smart at that time. 

After sleeping 3 hours and not even done with homework… it seemed pretty smart at that time. 

I love this kid. 

I love this kid. 

HARRY <3

HARRY <3

I’m going to be going on random Kony streaks until Joseph Kony is found. If you don’t like it

Watch it. It will change you. Buy an action kit and make a difference. 

Oh how I would die to be with Peeta in a cave :D

Oh how I would die to be with Peeta in a cave :D